zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(via torterrahs)


shotshotshotshotshotshots:

thewellofmyself:

if your mental health is ruining your education and you know it clap your hands

*CLAP CLAP*

if your education is ruining your mental health and you know it clap your hands

*CLAP CLAP*

(via sillylester)


mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

(via pizza)


billybaecyrus:

Yes yes I do happen to have a dick in my mouth but i am in fact, not sucking it. you see, its a metaphor

(via allwillbecomeindiana)


Let It Go

xxspiritkeeperxx:

magelulu:

so apparently two slightly different versions of let it go were made for the movie this is the version they decided not to use [x]

I WAS EXPECTING A RICK ROL LAND I T HINK I JSUT HAD A HEART ATTACK

I CAN’ BREAT HE HELP ME

(via pizza)


In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via condom)


i fuckin ran

torterrahs:

12 miles today on a treadmill
no matter how slow you go, youre going faster than the person sitting on the couch


downrightsugoi:

JESUS

(via admiral2)


phaniellowell:

guess who might get her braces off tomorow??!!!11!!!!1!!1 :~)

Congrats on your straight teeth!